Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

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please do not give starbucks money thanks

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That was so inappropriate I already feel bad for posting it

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>works for raytheon

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what did they do this tim

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we aren’t on every other street corner

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Well I’v ebeen on another. See. Some of my friends have a team called Death Crab for Cutie. Pretty funny name all around. Cause there’s crabs, in the game. Crab Tank. That kills you, to death. Death Crab for Cutie. Like Death Cab for Cutie, get it?

Well they also have an associated pickup teamname. So when like half of hteir members can’t come to a tournament and they pull in random people to substitute. And it wouldn’t really be appropriate to have such a tournament listed under their name in the results. They call it a different team. It’ sa different team now, because it’s a pickup. And that team? They call it the Coastal Service

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exist fucking everywhere and be worse than tim hortons

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like consider marissa that your alternative here is Boeing :joy_cat:

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that explained nothint

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i forgor

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what does a plane company have to do with a weapons company and a coffee company?

idk why i expected oranges objection to starbux to be anything but disliking the coffee

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Wait youre all very young arent you

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and keep in mind the life expectancy of the average Boeing whistleblower is shorter than the average Cambodian life in 1975

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or not working for a defense contractor lol

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well if you think about it Boeing planes make great missiles

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joining my first my first mafia game beacuse it was based on a mobile gane i played

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trueeee