Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

turn it up may!

may:

bmi is an absurdly over generalized scale

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bmi is fake as fuck btw

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yeah that

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Oh yeah it is to be clear I’m fucking around

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I’m .2 underweight

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this being said apparently Atlas and I share the same BMI lol

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let me go weigh myself im either underweight or above it

This just in: tutuu is either underweight or not underweight

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wait nvm I’m what he felt bad at LOL

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I’ve been reading hte same page of Dream of the Red Chamber for like half an hour fuck you guys for real

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i meant i rounded the number down
im actually 19.4

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i mean some people only have fun and get really addicted its not that easy. im lucky i grew up with examples of how drug addiction and alcoholism hurt people around you. some dont get that education before it’s too late

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yeah same here, funny

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Apparently if you weigh 124 pounds and are 1 foot and 2 inch the calculator thinks you have a bmi of 444 and are basically dead

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ugh ive lost a lot of weight im at 17.7

I struggle to think it is possible to live in america and not have school tell you “hey drugs are bad btw” at some point, even if literally every single other person in your life fails you on that front

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did they kill DARE or something

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I don’t remember dare so I think so

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nobody really cares about what the schools say

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