Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

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theres 5 different types of indie

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her self titled debut is the best taylor swift album fight me gay people

i absolutely fucking hate christmas music
literally any other category would fit better

do me

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um

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image

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added fun disclaimer

(the boys spoilers)

Summary

Season villain starts with security footage

“Holy shit is that fookin’ Lamplighter/Liberty(Stromfront)/Soldier Boy/Sister Sage?? What’re they doing here!?!?”

“Let’s blackmail them!” “Oh fuck it didn’t work…”

MM:

Wife: “You need to fix this, Marvin! For your baby girl”

MM: “But muh anxiety”

Butcher:

“Oi we need to kill ‘omelandah”

“Oh hell no, no way we’re bringing you back”

“Shit guys, maybe we need Butcher…”

Butcher returns

Frenchie:

“I am le sad because I le killed people. Now time to self destruct with drugs”

Kimiko:

“I am sad because Frenchie is sad.” Also human trafficking plot that goes nowhere

Homelander:

“Ooooo im gonna lose it! Any minute now I’m gonna start killing everyone. Better keep watching until I do! It’s gonna be soon, I swear!”

Hughie:

human punching bag

Don’t forget the classic. “Guys we gotta infiltrate this thing, even though it’s extremely dangerous and we always get caught”

“Wtf Homelander is here! How can this be!!”

“We gotta get out of here!!”

cue The Boys barely escaping with at least 2 death fakeouts and 2 characters conveniently running into each other for a conversation

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You seem like someone whose favorite Christmas film is The Holdovers.

@arctic

did you write this this is so fucking hilarious

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im dying

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nah more like catch me if u can :wowee:

Summary

elf is a really great movie tho

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you always rank me in the most basic bitch categories and you’re WRONG

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yeah, im funny :smirk:

(i stole it from reddit)

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tell me about how interesting you are

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I kinda figured cuz it didnt seem like ur typing style but i love it sm

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Average british to british conversation

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I’d be videogame music or rap (i really like the flow of it)

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