Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

General
#22066

I think my body literally just wants the protein

#22067

She’s got an app that scans food and tells you whether it’s got banned ingredients

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#22068

your walking flesh bag can wait til tomorrow for somebody to get you some

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#22069

…well, today

#22070

what about chips

#22071

I have a terrible papercut

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#22072

Next time you get them buy extra so you don’t have to walk every time

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#22073

sorry
maybe drink something sharp to soothe it

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#22074

We can have Costco chips

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#22075

Your mother is a tyrant

#22076

She’s trying to stop my dad from having snacks with Red 4 due to it being a known carcinogen and him having had cancer twice but I’m not sure she’s success

#22077

what are the banned ingredients

#22078

IDK. Too many to name. Carcinogens probably

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#22079
bad joke

4

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#22080

If I get cander I’m probably dead

#22081
Summary

:crab: Carcinogenesis

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#22082

I wonder if fat people are better at surviving cancer

#22083

Patients with cancer who were overweight or obese had a 15% and 18% reduced risk of death , respectively.Oct 18, 2022
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#22084

Telling my mom that her banning allthe foods is a carcinogen because then I don’t eat

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#22085

nyaaaaaaaaaaaaa then what do you eat

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