Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

Yesterday I accidentally fell asleep thinking about being a middle school teacher’s cat and dreamed of it and now I’m afraid what embarrassing thing I shall fall asleep thinking of today

being tutuu’s cat.

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a crime of itself

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And then she tried to KILL ME repeatedly!!!

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OMFG

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THAT WENT FROM 1 TO 100

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And then as I previously recounted in this thread me and the person I was running away from her with hid by hollowing out some kid’s nervous system and possessing him

who think financed those $5 discord cat ears for discord kitten

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And that’s the first dream I’ve had in like ages that as far as I remember didn’t involve my middle school best friend FROM THE ILL ADVISED MUSIC

All comes full circle

i have a friend who is an actual discord kitten i told this story once she meowed in VC for some mega rich australian guy for $50

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wait he’s AUSTRALIAN

HAZARD?!!?!?

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HOW HAVE YOU NEVER NOTICED THIS

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you just sayin that to everyone huh

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you wanted to be special but you’re just another brick in the wall. thats your place

i think tutuus in a bad mood guys

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…um
no
what they’re implying is worse

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Why do you think i hang around may and litten all day… that hurts to say i am never saying that again

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I don’t think tutuu is just now noticing you’re Australian. I think you’re being accused of being tbe Discord kitten’s benefactor

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Oh