Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

its trueeeee :sob: marissaaaaaaaa

you and every other guy bruh. the only lesbian you talk to is arctic and you still didnt turn him straight

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LMAOOO TRUEEE. he does look and act like a lesbian

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that’s literally arctic’s haircut irl (he showed me a picture)

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a coworker almost chopped my finger off

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:frowning:
what do you work?
what happened?

he tried to close the sink with my finger in it trying to undrain it
it peeled off some skin and was bleeding

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litten i think you’re having an infinitely more interesting summer than i am

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Lol

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You turn them straight around so they can run the other direction as fast as possible

That applies to women too not just lesbians

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i knew a guy like that once

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knew is past tense
i know a guy like that

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I feel like if gender can be fluid then sexuality can be too so it makes sense to me tbh

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Is it tutuu

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its tutuu

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In fact, if you removed all the swearing, sex and violence, Hazbin Hotel wouldn’t feel out of place on a children’s channel.

thank you tumblr for this brilliant sentence
as if being 18+ had anything to do with the actual maturity of shows have you SEEN Deadpool?

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i find that i read blogs i disagree with a lot more than ones I agree with because picking at their brains is a lot of fun

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bonus points if I begrudgingly have to agree with them sometimes

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if you remove all the adult content it would be a kids’ show

sure

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nbowieeeee whyyyyyy :sob: