Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

This shit isn’t a gambling problem it’s a gambling solution. Can you really call it an issue if i Win

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in 8th grade, my history teacher told everyone that Irish people get offended if you call them British, so my friend Kyle called me British for the entire year

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yeah thats probably because of the uncountable attrocities

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true

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politics update: biden has covid

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insert they both die 2024 joke

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Funniest timeline

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Biden’s tweet was so good though

Damn, I love whoever is running his PR

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i hate eating food i dont wanna eat food ;-;

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I shit you not I saw something earlier today where Biden said he’d consider stepping down if there was a medical concern lmao

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lmao

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i wish he only tweeted “im sick” so bad tbh

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btw how does donating help a political candidate? they win by votes right? well i guess they pay out of their pocket for advertisements? so is that it? political candidates are like twitch streamers? they need my $10 dollar donations?

yeah basically

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huh? That tweet was a god damn banger

People need to stop dooming my man, and support the goat :gun:

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sad. i would have given biden 1 dollar if they allowed me to

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its a good tweet i just think itd be funnier if he only tweeted “im sick” and then added nothing to it

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and then i would have given trump 1 dollar to balance the scales. i dont wanna cause a major political landslide and upset the balance

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both teams have been funded by european countries and are therefore corrupt, i win the election after i vote for myself

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