Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

the halberd is the peak of european medieval melee weapons

I just got a public safety alert (like, amber alert) notification and message with the most sketchy fucking link lmao

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i know everyone im directly related to’s birthdays that i spoke to more then twice

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What’s my birthday

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29th of february. you’re 8 years old

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searching online for companies I can scam into giving me products cuz it’s my birthday

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Ben and berries offer free die cream and so does Robin

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…im not sure how you expect me to know something youve never said

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if you can forge a fake ID with a birthday for each date of the year you can get infinite free food and consumables by travelling around the US. eventually people will forget about you and you can return. or you can use the same ID. basically use each fake ID for each city

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People don’t tend to forget, lol

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people at a supermarket will remember you after a few months?

fhinming about fast food

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my high school best friend’s little sibling was unironically born on February 29th, they thought it was really funny to tell people they’d had TWO BIRTHDAYS

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i know someone who’s born then as well. she’s 24 but she likes saying she’s 6. (she is technically 6, she has had 6 real / accurate birthdays)

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Bro the tennessee blue alert website needs a better shorturl my entire groupchat thought it was a scam

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lmaooo

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in fact i’d be surprised if anyone on this site had the same reasoning or possibly even knew anyone who did

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but not on guys???

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i looked in all the cookie threads and iso’d you to see if you said anything about it and couldnt find anything
sorry if you did but i just dont know

that iso is very towny from atlas, not many wolves do an iso this ealry in the game

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