Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

Don’t think I heard him use either

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He also ordered 3 beers over the course of the lunch including one before he’d even finished dirnking his last while my mom and I had mocktails so probably some evidence to the contrary

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i just realized the irony of this article i am about to read
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drift

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idk who this guy is

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it was just on firefox feed thing

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definitely not me

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yeah uh i feel like gas stations rarely clean those things :grimacing: hope you feel better soon

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All the time somebody comes into the Flight Rising accent server with something weird a customer is doing like “this person is trying to scam me/is being rude and hates me” and the person in question is insanely villagery and I’m constantly towncasinf them

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Assume good faith. As long as the person is villagery

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brb gonna scam somebody on flight rising and then pocket you

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Might throw up again

stay near a trash can or the toilet
you cant stop it

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I’m hungry so Im eating popcorn
Either I throw it up or I eat popcorn

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What if they are wolfy

Kill them with hammers

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Told ym mom about Biden and she said Taylor Swift should run

nick castellanos hit a home run today

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Naturally

and thom brennaman got rehired as a broadcaster. the jokes write themselves

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