Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

mayfia is your dark brandon

I think that might be part of it

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Youre badically my moms froend

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may now that you are mod are you running for vp now

I’m Arctic’s VP

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And our country is in shambles

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Why were you moonmay

like my beloved i still call you what the fuck is a moonmay

this is a fair point but I don’t think my mind works in such a way to have gotten there on my own

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Clinton/Pence

objectively funniest ticket

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slander? no

weird considering there is a security detail and not a single person? yes

john politics

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meow

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my sibling in christ donald trump is a fucking fascist. there is no universe in which he is better than a guy who just stumbles over his words, no matter how bad he stumbles.

i don’t know if i correctly interpreted your statement but it looked suspiciously like “trump is better in general”. maybe it is simply “trump is better in this one specific aspect that no one actually cares about” but

Don’t worry, trump has already stated they aren’t going to debate Harris

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And because of that, I guess we will never know who’s the better fit mental wise

what

Apparently I lied

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I’m a liar