Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

i love them very much I just also benefit alot from being able to have structure in my life with college or, at the very least, the ability to take all the stimulation away by lying down in the darkness of my room and recharging that way

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unless im going out to the shops i have to be here in case they find a wire to chew on or whatever the fuck

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like the autism creatures hate new things so frankly should be fine however theyre birds. they have on multiple occasions accidentally flew into the hall. or behind the sofa

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The bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that

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more accurately, the bird crashed

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This will have unforeseeable consequences on the stock exchange market

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he straight up sucks at flying. hes also strangely small and likes to sleep with his head as close to the ground as possible. he is fascinating

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Meow meow meow

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Bad kitty

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I wanna make another tier list

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Dont know about what tho

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each foler is what dangerous australian animal

What did I do

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You meow too frequently

It’s going to scare the local bird population!

Oh yeah
Vice President republican is a terrible idea
The vp breaks ties in the senate

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Good

Bad!

Get back into your box, bad kitty bad!

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you are stifling my freedom of speech (to scare birds) and my freedom of expression (to eat them)