Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

real

please drink a lot of alcohol tonight

That made me laugh

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I wish i could text my cat

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meow

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im not a bigot :sob: i try to be nice ;-;

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Dream of the Red Chamber birthday “paradox” moment

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it doesnt work if i know youre trying to

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tbf having multiple shared birthdays among a presumably relatively small sample size is somewhat anomalous

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There are four birthdays on the day it is right now

HOWEVER the household is massive. They are so so rich. They have so many maids. Can’t stress enough how rich they are

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well now we’re getting into dream shit

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How many maids

I could not tell you. Far too many to count. Once I’m done with my chapters I’ll tell you how many named maids there are in Volume 3

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dont need to tell me twice

works for me

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There’s another girl who buries flowers in this book!!!

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eliza tried to get me to do 12 shots

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may ban her

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Are we doing novel screenshot times

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