Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

did your mom also try to go to school in place of you? sucks right

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She looks young for her age but not that young

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pisses me off. like. Im in my 20s and I wish I was a famous content creator who made millions of dollars and could look like a 40 year old Los Angeles mother with a child named Braiden who is “gonna be a baseball star”.

And i’m closer than a lot of people but even those who aren’t as lucky can leapfrog my efforts with money

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do i look young for my age

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When my parents first moved into this house my dad was 40. And the neighbours came around and saw him working on something, I think the car, and were like “what did your dad buy that for you”. Would like to stress that he was 40

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Several responses here and unfortunately my brain’s not reliable enough today to pick one

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how did they defend that for so long

this is the correct answer

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you cant call your girlfriend old but you cant say she looks younger than 18 without getting told to take a seat right here

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team player pog

maybe you cant you fucking milksop

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I can call may old. I have called may old. Several times

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But im baby and i take offense to that

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You can call your girlfriend old if your girlfriend is old

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so true may T. cougar

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reverberation my beloved…/

How did you post this and it already had 3 likes

NOT the enemy team emoting over drek taking primetime