Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

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Dates as in days or dates as in going on a date or date fruits

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and have relationships with men yes

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lmaooo same. all 3 crossed my mind. i love date the fruit the most i almost clicked agree coz of that

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its a conundrum because on one hand: i like women. but on the other - i dont like respecting women. i think they are all dogs and should be treated like dogs. but on the other hand - all women also like being treated like dogs. so it just becomes a mess. soooo complicated. i dont know what to do!

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:wowee:

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(marl is bisexual yes)

ok but u brainwashed me into calling u a girl so this makes u gay

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i didnt do anything :sob:

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what, tutuu isn’t the most masculine username u’ve heard of? what feminine thing u see in the name tutuu?

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They mean that whoever invented them was a lunatic

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idk, the whole “your username is quite literally the name of a very feminine piece of clothing” thing is pretty leading

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ok well its not anymore but im like 98% sure ur pronouns/gender on the syndicate were she/her

and everyone told me u were a cute girly girl who liked girly things and were super scary and good at mafia

i guess it makes sense that literally all of that was false, but

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I could never do that I’d just stay home.

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It was a joke about you being a cat not a guy

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You wanna be put in your place so bad it’s insane

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sometimes… I guess? Usually it’s on purpose for comedic effect though.

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someone* please tell me what you find enlightening about this

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yeah

well i dunno i just did the huggy wuggy squish squish thing

people have told me i come across as the most feminine person they know

not my fault :sob: :sob: :sob:

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