Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

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Do you know why 536 AD isn’t a good year to be alive in?

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Yes but also it’s the sixth century of course I don’t want to live in it

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dinner with jay Z

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It’s a lot less funny when one of your dad’s coworkers goes on a rant about how the “woke left” is weaponizing “cancel culture” to go after people for “not tolerating their fantasies”, and then he comes home and asks what the heck any of that meant, and you have to try and untangle that entire mess for him.

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Yep

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2020 AD, how is this even a question

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“cancel culture” aka people getting mad at you on Twitter or losing your job for making your employer look bad

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This is peak setup design

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CANCEL CULTURE STRIKES AGAIN

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Also insane to me they think it’s a feature of the “woke left”. The Dixie chicks would like a word

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someone on Ao3 made a podfic (basically, audio version) of one of my fics :3

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thats sick!

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That’s awesome!

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u cant say that and not link it

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podfic version

text version

short story that this is fanfic of

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nice

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[bjornruffian] This is 100% hypothetical but

[bjornruffian] HYPOTHETICALLY if there were a sentient robot who was stuck in some location and really wanted to leave, would they be allowed to? Would it be legal to stop them?

[bjornruffian] I know that’s kind of implausible but it’s really REALLY important for a story I’m writing

[bjornruffian] Also this is for an AU set in the modern US so you don’t have to worry about how the Acceleration Protocols affect things

i cant tell how much of it is fueled by “i KNOW arete wrote this” but this is among the more arete-y things ive ever read

(the people he lives with basically stole his computer??? I loaned him my tablet but seriously what the fuck???)

aret aret

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Eating good gouda

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