Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

hazard defended the gay allegations by claiming he just spent 30 minutes looking at hades 2 woman abs. naturally my curiosity was piqued, only for hazard. i wanted to make sure he wasn’t lying and he wasn’t secretly gay after all

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im innocent

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holy fuck

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hades 2 is bisexual by default sorry thats not enough for either of you

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i like this one

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whyyy is that surprisinggg to you?

grrrrr…

one need only glance in the general direction of the hades franchise to ascertain its bisexuality

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and i personally am not complaining

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did u think im googling the definition of the word? u silly airhead i was googling about the programming library… dum dummm … whyyyy are u so dum? dummy dum dum? u think im airhead like youuuuu?

well if that’s what you were trying to do then you did a shit job of including important keywords so i maintain my bafflement

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say immmm the best

its the first result its a very popular library you dont need extra keywords you silly airhead

woman moment …

u dont understand …

goofy ahhh…

pat pattttt~

cancel this man immediately

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no … im doing it for her … she will like it and feel better … its for the greater good barky …

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if you knew this then why were you looking up what it was

wolfslip outed gg

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i knew what it was and YET i am a uni student and i had a project in which i had to write a short paper. one of the questions i needed to write about was “What is React?”

true sexism makes everyone feel better

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