Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

because he saw a silverfish
duh

You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby

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Meow meow meow meow meow

My right shoulder is unhappy with me

I wanna wake up at a normal hour on my birthday. I should sleep soon

Stab it with a knife to assert dominance (do not actually do this).

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I’m very good at remembering dates

The best

a job onboarding thing wants me to describe myself in two sentences, does anyone have suggestions

(bonus points if they’re sentences that might make parents want to pay me to tutor their children)

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thats me

try to fit a synonym for intelligent somewhere

(i don’t have. much good suggestions)

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tutuu i roleplayed as several different characters on town of salem when i used to play it like everyday :sob: i get you… u are so real honestly

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tutuu the realist like i will always shield you from the haters

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something something My life is defined by an intense curiosity for learning and a passion for bringing others into my world

probably too forward/exaggerated but thats what i have

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How does this affect the meta?

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Still thinking about “I was born as the Dreamer”

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I was born as the Dreamer

Tumblr just recommended me a concerningly accurate post

they were born to read your dreams

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i’m still sad i wasn’t paying attention to this because i was too busy trying to figure out who the demon was. and come up with nefarious narratives. since i knew she wasn’t born the dreamer

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