Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

i don’t think your human form can stop you (source: multiple people i know)

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they say that public schools are full of woke curriculum makes kids want to be cats but 13 years of good private catholic education didnt do shit to stop me from doing that anyways

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They private schooled me for until 3rd grade and as soon as I entered public school I fell in love with a girl and read warrior cats (related events) so I think theyre acutally making gay cats out of the kids

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in an alternative universe where im like 2 years younger joe rogan talks about me on his podcast about how furries have infiltrated even private schools

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Y’know, May’s like the cardboard cutout for what Fox news thinks everyone now is.

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Mets fans shudder

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What did Magnus mean by this

relevant

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:frogge:

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a total garma compressor system

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its funny that, of all the people ive seen in texas, there is a very small number of people who have worn fursuits and joe rogan is one of them

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@katze Moon says “nya” back and also used a :face_holding_back_tears: emote

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Just heard about May.

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Was I a veritable ray of sunshine :pleadinglove:

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Magnus isn’t being nice to me in my obituary

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I’m waiting for the autopsy to conclude first, because I think you’d find either an oath of revenge or unrestrained mocking laughter more sincere to your character.

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