Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

:saffronbecomesuncanny:

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Damn they sure weren’t lying when they called it bad bmr

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MY PRESIDENT

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i was talking with my bfs uncle and at some point the topic of social media came up and said “twitter sucks but its a great place to find (tw// mentions of pornography/nsfw imagery)porn” and that was certainly a normal thing to hear when visiting the boyfies family

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flashbacks to one thing my dad told my cousin which made her go silent and me wanting to die in a hole

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(unrelated to the above) i was thinking earlier how marissa is the person here who’s the most similar to me i think

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i think thats probably true

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yeah she likes guys

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and you like origami

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jealous?

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who else is joining me tutuu bionic and arctic in the guy enjoyer fanclub

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i am even though the phrasing of “guy enjoyer club” evokes an image you probably didn’t intend

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Kids these days with their men
Back in my day we were just genderless blobs

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god it’s the most fol thing ever that more than half of the people here that we can think of off the top of our heads who’re attracted to men are also men even though there are only like 5 men on the site

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I think its an issue of our administration being run in part by orangeandblack5, who is such an alpha male that all other heterosexual men are scared off

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH

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ftfy

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Summary

the content warning being “mentions of pornography” and the spoiler being “porn” is Really funny

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the fam4 folder being below all the other folders could be hard/confusing to reach on mobile

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