Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

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He was talking about how you can bot gathering & even battles now

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“they fantasized about forging a close relationship with the United States, almost becoming the 51st state”

this is like not a thing that happened at all

whoever wrote this just made that up to set up the last part which tbf was pretty funny but still

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My understanding is this part was true? Trying to find a source, and I couldn’t find a quote that was directly in support of that (the US and UK already have an extremely close relationship), but I did find this which vaguely supports the notion and is so funny

“The UK’s standing in the world has long been defined by its closeness to America,” a US administration official told CNN. “After Brexit, under Boris (Johnson) and (Liz) Truss, the UK was just so needy. Time is the most precious commodity in the White House and we just didn’t have time to hold their hands.”

lmao

your flag should do it

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Counterargument

a US administration official told CNN

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Yeah same thing here, quick launcher, qol mods. emote replacement so I can do the Specialist and play the music whenever. Don’t got any graphic enhancements other than g shade before the drama, and I should get ACT, but usually someone posts the logs that I can learn from. I learned I’m absolute ass for end-game raiding, but I purple parsed healing as dancer lol.

bought Hades a few days ago
oh my god i love the fucking. fists weapons

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hades 2 women abs

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nah this is just hades 1

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it’s like jojos bizzare adventure up in here tho

i love dashing everywhere and punching people while making DAMU DAMU DAMU DAMU noises

using these fists I was able to clear Elysium and whatever the 4th floor is called in 1 try lol

Straight women wont like straight flag? All women are gay???

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Do you think the UK would self-report about how annoying they were being?

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I would run away as far as possible from the straight pride flag in all circumstances.

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true

do you think a US official and/or CNN wouldn’t exaggerate how amazing and important the US is to everyone else

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ok fair

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I wouldn’t put it past a civil servant

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