Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

I WISH FOR PORSCHA TO DIE IMMEDIATELY

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aw

oh god not studio c

What’s wrong with Studio C?

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byu

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huh

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do you NOT know what a mormon is

I have no idea, no.

This… doesn’t really tell me much

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tl;dr old christian cult that lives in utah

i say cult loosely because it’s one of those cults that lived long enough to become a pseudo-religion

2nd bible you know all that jazz

actually technically they have 3-ish bibles but the big one is the 2nd one

Mormonism includes significant doctrines of eternal marriage, eternal progression, baptism for the dead, polygamy or plural marriage, sexual purity, health (specified in the Word of Wisdom), fasting, and Sabbath observance.

I understand now

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yeah
polygamy doesn’t exist anymore
but they’re also. violently homophobic

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they also don’t drink soda randomly.

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nah that’s tea and coffee and alcohol