Have you considered becoming a private cookie equity fund that invests in people and gets a portion of any cookies that they acquire?
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No, we should institute a communist system of cookie thread.
I am not biased in that I have zero cookies despite being here for like 7 years.
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Das kapital by Karl Marx
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Ok, but consider the strengths of empowering highly successful individuals in the cookie acquiring industry to contribute to the societal well-being while simultaneously maximizing shareholder value, thus symbiotically and synergistically enhancing the quality of life within FoL’s community.
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I’m working on a sell-side company pitch to an activist hedge fund investor for my Accounting class. Train of thought’s on the corporate-lingo track.
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Lets just get rid of all of marrisa’s cookies
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Let us seize Marissa’s cookies and redistribute them based on greatest need
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we’re taking her incineroar flag hostage for bargaining weight
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well youbie would still get none because damnnn girl does NOT need another cookie. if it was the salad thread then maybe.
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we considered kidnapping her bf but he was too replaceable
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(this is in jest i do not know what ybw looks like)
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Nya
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Im getting called fat in cookie thread and i dont appreciate.
@mods Kill her.
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Skill issue
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its ok i am the ultimate eater. so many cookies mmmm
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nom nom cookie
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Imagine getting cookies
(Does not post enough to even have a chance at getting cookie, but that doesn’t matter, I want cookie)
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