toodles got a passport and has been living with arctic ever since
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thats because my words are awesome and the bible is gay
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Gay bible
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the bible is Chloe
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guess who does all the cooking and housework and who sits there and complains all day and is useless
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you
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jk
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i just realized the reason i thought something i could barely understand was incomprehensibly funny was because i ate a reasonable meal for the first time in two weeks
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arcy
because he’s the top
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wrong!
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you’re asking to get bullied
she’s not like you tutuu
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I did a bunch of housework today for my soon to be wife 
and I’m gonna do more later because we have 2 girls coming over that wanna date us. one of them is making chili for us
go ahead. try to make fun of me idgaf lmao
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yea shes worse
@notblackorwhite you bath water waffle eating really bad mafia hosting mtg perpetual losing cardboard munching pea brained muffinhead
she’s not the one who eats bath water waffles. swing and a miss
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2 girls that wanna date you??? but ur married??? poly relationship???
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thank you!! I had no idea about this. if I had intense itching after taking it, I’d have probably chalked it down to my eczema
I actually feel really weird on cetirizine. like my body’s need to make a response to the itchiness/sneezing is gone, but there’s still a very subtle and persistent itch/tingling
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all queer people not satisfied with one wife. they all have a side chick and a side guy
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waffle eating thing wasn’t me lmao. and at my current store my standard match record is 16-2-0, and my sealed record is 14-2-2 in magic. nice try tho
mhmmmm we’ve gone on a few dates already and we’re having a sleepover tonight.
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