Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

I actually asked for an anti-cigarette

no i heard you. and i thought, absolutely

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Anti cigs would probably be even more unhealthy to consume may

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literally the cure to lung cancer

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Well I imagine it would be, I doubt cander will survive

i could always be flower girl. flower girl is easy. just cover a girl with flowers and vines that overtake her very being. you get flower girl

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“ you ate a cigarette that had been made of antimatter, it would still lead to the same catastrophic reaction as described. The antimatter cigarette would come into contact with the matter in your body, causing an immediate and violent annihilation. This would release an immense amount of energy in the form of a powerful explosion.”

May supports explosions

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those are my two most normal forms

i wouldn’t trust chat gpt they burnt down my home

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You also run into the issue where a lot of non-combat challenges a DM can hypothetically throw aren’t related to skill checks at all beyond the DM explicitly making it useful like puzzles

Also, from a DMing perspective
A lot of the most important skillchecks to succeed first try on are things like a perception check to see something dangerous before you act or a charisma related check to get out of a bind

For combat, rogues want their third stat of focus to be wisdom (in general) or charisma (for exactly the pirate subclass). But it’s a lower level of priority (15/15/14 is probably the best array there).
The point of this gobbledygook is to say that:

Rogue is only very mildly better at most skill checks than any other class. They can prioritize checks from different stats, sure. But they aren’t much stronger in the most important skill checks unless you pick a weird array or the game goes into very late levels.

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I generally feel quite formless

I feel boxed in

I’m so tired

I’ve been staying up to 4 am because of may being a bad influence

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other types of out of combat challenges that the DM can throw are helped or straight up solved by casters

Why would you ever have a rogue sneak ahead when you can cast Pass Without Motherfucking Trace and have everyone have a +10 to stealth on top of a background that gives stealth for even more stealth

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We should sleep earlier

I finished the modbot so I won’t have something to pay attention to until 4 anymore

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May forms alignment chart (+Maybot)

A lot of the good reputation rogue gets in most 5e spaces is from people who play it being good at dealing with challenges in 5e and most people not trying to improve their damage with feats

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feats…