Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

I am very good at car stuff I totally know (I don’t even know an estimate)

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Litten is a baby

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I’m a cat you can’t expect us to remember theee things

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generally insurance will pay out enough money to pay for your medical bills and however much ur car was worth
if its a 2016 car it’s prooobably enough to pay for a used car
but this is like. the point of insurance

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You need an owner to keep you safe so you don’t get yourself hurt

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insurance is not just you legally having to pay money to companies for little to no benefit!

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though its shady in other ways

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This is what happens when may let’s me out of the basement, the local bird population is in shambles, cops are on the highway

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eggman takes over the us healthcare system video moment

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Looks like a base model would be estimated worth like 4-5K

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dear god

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Can you even get a car for that much

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a used one

used car market go brrr

This is why I don’t let you out of the basement!

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Yeah a 2016 ford escape with 90000 miles

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I’m fine with used cars

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I’ll ensure that the only ones who can even afford healthcare are the ones who work for companies that benefit MY economic interests!
that’s called insurance
uhh AND
I’ll make it so that hospitals can deny care entirely to those who don’t have the correct insurance

… they do that too???

Roughly how many oil changes would that be

I also estimated the mileage really high for a 2016 so depending it could be a little more