Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One

If the kidzbop version sounded correct them you’d just think about the kidzbop version the whole time. It’d work on its own as an art piece. But it doesn’t. On purpose It’s slightly wrong so you can’t help but compare it to the original every time and find it lacking. It’s supposed to be lacking. I cut out all the important parts!!

That’s definitely a may thing

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Vaguely NSFW text

The poetic device is obvious!!!

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I don’t think that’s a thing to brag about

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The first one

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I do have lots of fun at school is the thing

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I feel like google drives would be more shameful ngl

middle school didn’t condition you to hate school?

No I had a lot of fun in middle school maybe even more fun than I’m havinng now

benguinedparbecue feels like the protagonist of a nihilistic outsider 2002 coming of age film

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Except the part where I had to wake up at 8AM but

I need to rant about this

cult classic and good cast but ultimately mediocre box office reception

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Okay, so, I went into my pantry

I got a chip bag I got from QuikTrip

Like eons ago

And I remembered sometnint

THE BAGS ARE NOT PARTY SIZE

YHEY GOT RID OF THE PATTY SIZE BAGS

OROBBALY ON PURPOSE