me, to my Uber driver: ‘did you see the eclipse?’
my Uber driver, who I am belatedly realizing is ESL: ‘sorry, I’m not sure what you mean’
me: ‘yesterday, when the sun…’
him: ‘yes! it was amazing!’
WHO UP HEADING THEY RADIO
you like radiohead ?! maverichard !?
yes i fw radiohead heavy
YOOOOOOOOOO
i love songs and albums i love music and radiohead is based so i love radiohead
sad weird loser fan club
this is a smiths exclusion zone
but i love da smiths
saddd weird british bisexual incels make incredible music dude its not my fault
the one problem is that britain is like 40% sad weird bisexual incels
think there’s a paradox or some shit about this. i don’t know im too busy hating humanity right now.
this is true. but britain also has a ton of great music
ok but we also made mr blobby so actually we should all be bombed into dust
i just looked up this “mr blobby” and never before have i questioned my sexuality so hard
Hello icibalus
have you heard his song
i assure you after that you will be questioning everything except your sexuality