Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

[Chloe]

consider this your warning
you have been warned

[Hazardwaste]

traitor. i thought i was the secret Admin.
why would you backstab me like this after all the work i have done for you

[Hazardwaste]

all the notes and messages i wrote down that people were saying in private. and you treat me like this ;-;

[mollylikesorigami]

the whole hospital experience still baffles me tbh

“hi i have autism and struggle with unclear or overly broad questions and arbitrary questions”

“cool, we’ll incorporate all of those into literally every aspect of your life and also not even tell you half of the things about how this place works that you’ll need to know”

“wow that sounds extremely distressing, when do i get out?”

“when you’re not feeling distressed”

[mollylikesorigami]

“hi can my sitter follow me so i can go to group”

“no because you’re not on one-to-one CO anymore”

“tf is that”

“you can just go”

…

“hi what’s one-to-one CO”

“it’s when you need a sitter all to yourself, as opposed to one sitter watching multiple patients”

“ok, why the fuck did literally nobody tell me either what it was or that i was off of it?”

“iunno”

[notblackorwhite]

I’m laughing about it again. It’s so funny. You were the only one against it and yet we somehow incepted you into doing it. Incredible

[mollylikesorigami]

“oh hey”–holds up pill–“did we forget to give you this pill earlier?”

“yeah, thanks”

“okay”

puts pill away

“…can i have that pill”

“no, this isn’t the scheduled time”

“ok but it would help if i could have that pill”

“this seems like something you should talk with your attending doctor about”

“okay but the pill is literally physically in this room right now why can’t i take it”

“would you like a composition book? it’s useful for writing down things you’d like to talk to your attending doctor about.”

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

joycat

[Hazardwaste]

i laugh about it.
my panic of me realising what i just did was pure fucking fear

[mollylikesorigami]

the one good part of the experience

because i did the gender shuffle, they uh… anatomically couldn’t justify giving me a roommate

so i always had a whole room to myself lol

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

[Silviu200530]

“you did not just post if joker could beatbox”

[CRichardFortressLies]

Did you hear? Utsuroshima has a history going back centuries.

[lilith]

what am i because i just type “smile”

[CRichardFortressLies]

[cheez-it]

hi yall

[jail]

[cheez-it]

[YoubutWorse]

[Silviu200530]

YBW how long does your pfp last