Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

mis!! cereales favoritos!

Marissa…

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i also called him my mascota favorita b/c i didnt know the actual word for mascot and mascota means pet. its ok. we got back

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I had a speech recently that I wrote at literally 3AM the night before and, having been up until 3AM and slept woefully insufficiently for the matter, I was sure I was gonna fuck up terribly, but I got a perfect score on it (not easy in that class, had not done it before)

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I mean it works fine if you interpret the sentence differently

ok good. i wasnt sure.

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I admitted in the speech itself that I had written it the night before but I revised it to “midnight”

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Also admitted that I had written every single speech for the class the night before

may being surprised they succeeded in Yapping assignment (they practice every day)

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You just walk up there and start talking

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may activities

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It’s so easy. Public speaking is so easy

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some hate the question “tell me about yourself” because its awkward and they dunno what to say. real ones hate it because its a difficult exercise of restraint

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I got to lecture everybody about PRNGs for 11 minutes (the speech was supposed to be 7 minutes at most) and only lost like 5 points on the assignment for going way over time and being visibly unable to stand still the entire time

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Update just checked my final grade in the class I got literally 1 point under an A

So uh maybe there were consequences for going over on that speech

autism penalty

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It was 8 minutes when I practiced it which was within the no points off range I was just super out of breath cause the classroom is up multiple flights of stairs

It’s a public speaking class autism penalty is the entire thing

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“tell me about urself” I want to say something so weird like: I can make my eyes go opposite ways, I can make myself cry on command, I can do the annoying spit spritsy thingy on command that happens when you talk, I did 100 situps while high on allergy meds, I can burp on command… or somth weird like that

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