all I’ll say is we had a very romantic evening on april fools
when someone wears a suit of flesh vaguely resembling ME and speaks in formal english about flirting tell me HOW IT FEELS MAY
C A L L E D
wha
april fools was a weird day
fear
Magnus and I impersonated each other for April Fools’ last year and they didn’t know at the time that Story and I were dating
So Story went up to them and did maybe the funniest thing possible
what happened?
I mean you saw the screenshot
its like playing gay chicken. I know youre not may. you arent may. but you have to pretend to be my loving husband and do his Activities such as calling me gayass
May Chicken
@Kingambit
cant wait until next time theres a may copycat and I have to go on a date with them
not to say i want to go on a date with someone other than the real you,
just that, uh,
Funnty
I want you to have to go on a date with the May copycat because that’d be extremely funny
youre sending me on dates with actual changelings now
three mays and a story