Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

reading this made me so angry i can crack an egg and fry it on my forehead right now. stay OUT of my kitchen, WOMAN.

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actually my mom makes the best eggs in the world (its me, im the egg)

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he’ll tell you to meet him on the first floor and your american ass would be confused go to the wrong one

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I’ve lived here for six months. I know how to get to the second floor.

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highkey the first floor being up one is so dumb

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like by definition it is not the first floor

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It’s the first floor above the ground.

that makes it the second floor

It depends on your perspective.
I’m personally fine with both systems.

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there are two floors in that arrangement this is just simple math

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plus calling it the ground floor or whatever still works so like there’s really no good argument for it to work that way

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this hurt my eyes

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Switch to jays. They’re all the rage.

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this is the normal reaction when seeing katze

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you will not be spared

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hehehe i wanna kiss it on the forehead its just in range :blush:

mwahhhh :kiss:

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My annihilation is invetiable

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i wasnt interested in becoming a mod but now my motivation is to stop either of them two getting it

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