Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

silviu life gonna be like a movie he gonna go to the big city and meet someone and then the mob will get involved and they will be IN LOVE

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Iā€™d literally have to do something similar to these stories with alter egos.

In the sense I have to get into a secret relationship and keep the secret tight to my chest. Because if word gets outā€¦

:bomb: :boom:

(exaggeration) (only slightly)

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how do you have a relationship tho fr bc like i swear i thought mine was going good and then i just got rapidfire dumped :sob:

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yā€™all can even get into them in the first place?

that adhesive i ate ainā€™t sitting too well

I feel for me that loveships will be hard to accomplish lmao.

Silviuā€™s grand love plan in Romania (3 am) ((not clickbait)

  1. Silviu has a crush on somebody. He talks with them frequently.
  2. Keep at it for a few years and see if you can trust them.
  3. Get their knowledge on sexuality.
  4. After some years passed and you know what to expect, make them moves.
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skill issue

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Speaking of skill issues!

Orange

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Can you please remove these ā€œspam preventersā€? Theyā€™re not doing their job right anyways.

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I cannot read that so Iā€™ma need more details

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it looks like the ā€œis this a complete sentence???ā€ one

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Literally write a comment containing only ā€œ:)ā€ and that will appear to you.

Yes, that

I mean if you want to intentionally get around it itā€™s quite easy to do so

:)

Yes, I get that. But I was wondering if thereā€™s something toggable to get it removed.

there probably is but highkey I think the upside of making people consciously choose ā€œYes, I would like to intentionally bypass this popup telling me my post is too shortā€ is worth it

We do not need to make it easier for people like me to spampost

they should bring back stoning people to death but only for people who deliberately clog public toilets

Iā€¦ think that itā€™s not even doing that.

Copy paste