Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

mao

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bs is a very close second just because you’d have to make an animation for every character calling bullshit

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playing mao online would ruin the best part of mao

egyptian rat slap would have the “benefits” of being extremely dependent on latency and attracting a certain userbase

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tricking people who don’t know the rules into playing mao is kind of hard when people can google the rules

the trick is that the game randomizes the rules every time

the playerbase would still figure out how to suck the fun out of it by documenting which rules are in the pool. but that’s what constant updates are for

u need a gamer pc to play the most popular online (heavy games). my laptop overheats at the likes of team fortress 2. my internet is kinda shaky. id play osrs but they dont seem to accept payment from my country. league runs fine but its league. played all card games already. i might need to accept that gaming just isnt for me at this stage, maybe if i get rich and buy better tech and move to somewhere with better internet. but for now should just try to snap out of it. i dropped out of 2 universities before, i attribute that a lot to gaming addiction. i still cant snap out of youtube. youtube is my second addiction. although ive slept better recently due to no playing. feels more relaxing. i wish i never got into tech stuff. alternate reality me where im like into sports. or like more one with nature. damn. oh well. might as well play this life out see how it ends up

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chess

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pokemon showdown esoteric metas where you don’t have to teambuild and can blame rng if you lose

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im ~alright at it, i could give it a shot but id hate to memorize lines and tryhard. when i played i loved to troll and make reckless gambits. i dropped down really low like 500 rating on chess.com and i beat my friend who was rated 2000 on lichess coz i tried hard and he was shocked and sad and accused me of cheating

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oh yeah i do that too from time to time hehe its fun

just reminded myself that doubles broken cup exists

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watching chess videos of mikhail tal brought me a lot of joy

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does anyone wanna play chess rn? @Zugzwang

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memorizing lines isn’t necessary until very high ratings
though there are some forms of training (tactics) that are very much necessary at normal ratings

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@tutuu

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have you tried closing chrome

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alternatively do a progressive upgrade where every so often you buy a part and pry the computer open to replace the old one

alternatively alternatively just get a phone