Cookie Thread Act 4: katze thread

Reading about Inanna/Ishtar was genuinely one of the most insane things from a comparative mythology perspective. She was so popular that she has syncretic analogues or symbolism in nearly every major religion in the world. The story of Lucifer and his war against God? Almost certainly based on Inanna stealing mes (hard to describe, they’re like… civilization in a weird way but it’s also divine power) from Enki, the like father deity, and takes them Uruk. However instead of losing, Enki let’s her keep them because she rules, and Uruk becomes the location of the most sacred temple. Inanna is the Morning Star (Venus), and Lucifer is literally “Morning Star”. Speaking of Venus, Inanna is Aphrodite and consequently Venus. She’s also Cybele. She literally has 2 deities in the Roman pantheon that pull so much from her. Jesus is also associated with Venus btw. Ishtar is believed to be explicitly the whore of Babylon as well. Actually just everywhere you look. Old Germanic folk tale Sleeping Beauty? Turns out it bears a lot of similarities to Inanna’s descent into the underworld. She also has two lions which is unrelated, but rules.

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And she had trans priestesses! Cybele had trans priestesses! A practice that started like 4000 BC made it to the fucking Roman Republic or maybe even the empire. I think it survived into the CEs though.

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i was semi making a joke about “I love being the whore of babylon” but

i wasnt at my computer so I couldn’t send this but u should add aragon and arwen to ur gay decklist and then use this custom card art

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I used to do band not marching band just band and I just played the French horn

I had to go in universe queers only unfortunately. If not, I had to add the whole BG3 party, and more just from the BG3 cards. I’d have to get Sam and Frodo in there. Like I could make another deck using just Universes Beyond LGBTQ people.

That art rules though

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society

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I mean aren’t the BG3 characters all like technically bi

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since cant u romance all of them as either gender
i havent played much bg3 so I could be wrong easily

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wow its the gay people from the owl anime @mollylikesorigami

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Idk I just played my Tav, saw Karlach, went

WOAH MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMIMA BAZOOOOOOOOING! * EYES POP OUT * AROOOOOOOOGA! * JAW DROPS TONGUE ROLLS OUT * WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF * TONGUE BURSTS OUT OF THE MOUTH UNCONTROLLABLY LEAKING FACE AND EVERYTHING IN REACH * WURBLWURBLWURBWURLBWURBLWURBLEWLURBWUBRLWURBWLWUBLR * TINY CUPID SHOOTS AN ARROW THROUGH HEART * AHHHHHHHHHHH ME LADY… * HEART IN THE SHAPE OF A HEART STARTS BEATING SO HARD YOU CAN SEE IT THROUGH SHIRT* BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM * MILK TRUCK CRASHES INTO A BAKERY STORE IN THE BACKGROUND *

And then we were girlfriends and that was it.

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theres also this one which I have a full deck for

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fun commander

I keep seeing Youbie’s profile picture and thinking she’s @Simon even though they literally have not used the forum in … probably months?

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yeah, last time they posted on the forum was 2022

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