Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

YOUbut worse if you will…?

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Suffocation just feels like death should. It’s the right way to die. Burning? That’s not the right way to die, that’s not how death should be. But suffocation is right

Not with a bang but with a whimper

How the fuck do you people know this

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i could probably suffocate on my own but considering i havent by now somebody else would be trying to kill me
which would probably be worse than just being lit on fire

experience!!

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i’d probably enjoy dying from a fire then somebody else making the active choice to kill me

and probably not getting away with it either


GOOD OR BAD IDEA: Do all the homeworks in 14 days so I dont have to buy access

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depends on how much work you have

Bad news the homeworks Are Not Posted Yet. So cringe, and so sus

I tried to do this a couple years ago and ran into the same issue. They literally hate budgeting and frugality and bad ideas

Ohhhh yes I will pay you one hundred of fucking dolalrs to do my home work .Oh awseosme I’ll do this. Sure

Let Me Have Awful Ideas, And Attempt To Execute Them

@May could I define the specifics of “suffocation” versus “burning”, like the surrounding context or whether it’d be on a pyre or doused with petroleum, as examples?

You can’t be a lawyer about it.

We’re comparing the two in the abstract, not any specific scenarios here: each death can be assumed to have the features commonly associated with “suffocation” and “burning”, and the rest is omitted. This will result in slightly different definitions from person to person but that’s fine it’s fun to argue about. Personally I imagined just, like, being trapped in an airless room, and then, like, being in a wood fire (with magical anti-suffocation protection so the death is actually by burning)

well there is that slow roast via metal torture method

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Hey guys reading my vector calculus professor’s handwriting is gonna be great I think

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its like yoda
it makes you focus on the words

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I need to catch up on Dream of the Red Chamber I really do