Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

That would work, but you’re a torracat and torracats don’t meow!

MEOWWWWW

After further evaluation. The torracat species roars, meowing restrictions remain in place

That’s still a meow

Roaring is not meowing!

it’s a meow roar meowwwWWWW

I dreamed I was in a restaurant perhaps like Outback Steakhouse perhaps like a place in Maine my family stayed for two days once and it was extremely crowded by people of various religious beliefs and my friends from middle school.

Simultaneously my parents were running Lobotomy Corporation which I could see in my mind’s eye. Mountain of Smiling Bodies kept breaking out in control/training/information and running wild, and an agent assigned to Control with Smile had to keep cleaning up the bodies. My parents had committed a murder (for some reason, this was a separate offence from all the killing MosB does, that was fine but the murder wasn’t) and had to hide it, but for some reason instead of feeding the body to MosB they chose to chop it up into thin slices and distribute it to various people around New England. I walked past some friends from middle school at a tall table and joined their conversation for a bit.

Then I went back to my family’s table. My parents were discussing the distribution of the body with others. Bionic made a FoL post which I saw in my mind’s eye, it felt like listening to a conversation a table over, it felt like he was there, but it was definitely a FoL post, which said something like:

“Oh boy I wish there were a flag that could show me where I needed to go to get help”
The DMV flag:
[A map of the different DMV flags of New England]

Many states did not have a DMV flag. Massachusetts had a flag with stripes that had five white outlines of hexagons with dashes through them on the left, with the hexagons being filled in yellow, lime green, dark green, blue, purple. Maine had 5 different DMV flags, each with one dashed hexagon in the top left corner. New Hampshire didn’t have one. Connecticut had Massachusetts’s flag except it was all dark blue. Rhode Island had a blue and red version.

This was understood to be a complaint about the inconsistency of DMV flags. And in this dream the DMV was a place you could get roadside assistance, and you’d see the flag on the highway so you’d know where to go.

I then stood up from the table and began to walk through the corridor of tall tables where my middle school friends were. I could draw the floor plan of the place. And everybody began a type of religious worship, and you were expected to say a word when everybody else did, but I couldn’t pronounce it, so I said nothing. A waitress confronted me about it, told me I had to say it, but I still couldn’t pronounce it, so I just made noises. She seemed unsatisfied, but I woke up before that awkward situation could continue.

I proceeded to wonder whether I had actually received a rolecard in the Discord mafia game I signed up for or dreamed it. I remembered receiving a town rolecard with a kind of grainy picture of a lower-poly videogame render of a guy and the word “10%” in it, but I wasn’t sure if that was a dream, so I took out my phone and checked and found a mafia rolecard, without “10%” in it.

And then I realised I didn’t have my phone with me, and I was making that up in my half-awake state. I got out of bed and picked up my actual phone, but by then I remembered that I hadn’t received a rolecard at all, because the game hadn’t started yet, which is true. I didn’t need to actually check.

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wtf wall of text

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Rabbit Sounds Happy approved

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All of my dreams usually have similar detail level and vivid imagery. I just remembered this one completely for fun.

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You were in my dream

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oo that is cool

The sounds sound a bit distorted :(

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yea and i skipped a bit ahead and it sounds like a goose :skull:

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Had another phone interview with a co op
I think I did good
Hopefully

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May is torracat a meow

Please look at this