Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

You know who else was a liar? OJ Simpson.

yeah he was talking about you and your mom

Actually I just clarified with god and it was true the Glove did in fact not fit

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does this mean u lied

sounds like ur going to hell

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the bills are gonna make a deep playoff run this year to commemorate the death of their greatest running back in franchise history. i hear he had some controversy off the field but the guy could run

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Let me clarify with god again
No I’m good I didnt know

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can u ask him to order pizza im to lazy to do it

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Sorry you just went to superhell

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Welp, time to spiral.

Fuck

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profound idiocy

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Hello, this is May’s manager. We’ve seen the comments you’ve made about May online and as a result of this we would like to invite you to ghostwrite their autobiography as they are so deeply accurate

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(May is too fucking lazy to write the autobiography themselves.)

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Update: I lost because I was sat there placing frogs while my opponent was placing down Temporary Lockdown enchantments which locked away my entire deck, permenantly, because I had no cards to destroy enchantments, and I also found a ruling which meant tokens wouldn’t even get returned because if a token gets exiled it can’t be reintroduced into the gamed
So it was more “Permenant, Indestructible” lockdown than “Temporary” lockdown

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@InsanityUwU

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@Litten

This you

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I’m being docxed

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you are never awake when me & insanity are on tabletop!!

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awww is this you and your cat? :blush: