#messy divorce
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Certainly. What MTG? I’ll leave that up to you.
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Yeah, you meet one of tutuu’s GFs
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most polite deadlock player
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i think i should be given some sort of ability
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HOW could i of forgotten we need to get in public drama over the stupidest thing so we go down as the people who divorced over splatoon lore or something
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sounds like copium
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I was gonna try to convince tutuu you actually thought I was a serial killer
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What type of cereals do you kill in the morning?
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splatoon lore is the funniest shit because it’s like “what if the edgy fan theories about this setting were actually just 100% true”
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A couple days ago I had a dinner which was one bowl of curry and one bowl of cocoa puffs which I ate interchangeably
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that would never work tutuu knows thatd have the opposite effect
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like yep this game actually is set in a post-post-apocalypse where centuries of nuclear war have lead to civilisation being restarted under the chaotic stewardship of mutated squid-human hybrids that is what happened
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Hmm. I dont know if you could successfully fool me. I dont think youve ever pulled it off, but I also dont think you ever tried to
Man now I made myself crave cereals again
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a cereal killer feeling the urge to strike again …
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Im eating a baguette with spicy cream cheese
edgy fan-theories are a matter of some fascination to me. i’ve always wondered about people’s tendency to make fan theories that outright make a setting or story less interesting
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i think in some cases it’s an act of disdain for the material you’re creating the theory about; the “Ash Ketchum is in a coma” theories didn’t exactly come from passionate fans of the Pokemon anime, after all. but that’s only a small number of cases!
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