Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

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#5661

will you all come to my funeral if this happens

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#5662

cookie divorce

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#5663

ya

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#5664

cookie funeral

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#5665

cookie thread user marissa reinvents me and may

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#5666

I will attend your cookie funeral

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#5667

no

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#5668

we all pour one out for nbow (we empty a packet of oreos above her grave)

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#5669

do I have permission to perform a diss track

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#5670

I will be sad if we die before immortality is ever invented

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#5671

I will not. I dont want that shit lol

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#5672

Only if you perform it live in front of my living relatives

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#5673

I will be sad because I want to fuck with immortal marshal

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#5674

Trains will always exist marshal

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#5675

how many slurs do i get

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#5676

i think it would be funny if you were the oldest person alive before immortality is achieved and everyone holds an online poll on whether you should be given immortality or let to die

Summary

this is a minor plot point from a movie

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#5677

I either have to achieve immortality and live far beyond my time, or I have to die knowing some of my enemies will literally live forever

please nobody invent that shit

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#5678

Hi my dad just went through the FUCKING schpeel about how I’m utterly incapable of doing anything myself again
He will never understand that he is the reason why I feel incapable of doing my summer schoolwork

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#5679

God FUCKING dannit

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#5680
  1. Choose wisely
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