Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

are mozzarella sticks good
  • yes
  • no

0 voters

wheres the centrist answer

the real poll should be about ranch anyway

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is ranch dressing good
  • yes
  • no
  • CENTRISM

0 voters

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Centrists don’t have voting rights

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when I was like seven years old I was visiting distant family with my not-distant family, and we stopped at McDonalds for snacks because it was like the only quick food place in the area we were driving through, and I ordered French fries

and it was super busy but eventually we got our food and hit the road, and I opened up my bag of French fries and it contained a totally different food

and being a small child I didn’t realize that them giving you the wrong thing was like. an option. so instead I was just like “these are really funny French fries :pensive:

(at which point my parents were like “hm. in fact these are not French fries, they are mozzarella sticks. however we don’t have time to go back.”)

put me off mozzarella sticks for years afterwards

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You people must love sickness and vomiting

Ranch dressing is good but there are better ones


perfectly timed poll

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I wouldn’t use ranch on anything besides salad

ranch fucks so hard I stg I wouldn’t eat 1/2 of things without it

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Ranch dressing sucks. Mozzarella sticks suck. You people are animals

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go fuck yourself

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you guys picked the wring time to be anti-ranch

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wrng

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I bought a veggie tray today because the ranch is always on another level

Im going to eat it right now to spite all u ranch haters

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maybe i should order pizza too just to really stick it to the man

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It’s incredibly easy to get people to write a lot of words online