Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

i need zoomer monarchs pls. fuck these old names, when will we get Prince Braighdyn

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as a kid i watched horrible history

horrible histories is the reason I’m aware outside of random youtube videos going over the succession of the throne

they tought us alot of american stuff in school too. Mainly the attrocities. Also a documentary on how there was totally a second jfk shooter they’re hiding

did you hear what trump said right before he got shot

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everyone had that one kid in their class who was too willing to say the hard r when reading historic texts out loud

“they’d never shoot me”

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if those were his final words “his head just did that” stocks would be at an all time high

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we learnt about mlk and malcolm x too

I think sugar actually tires you instead of helping you stay awake

If you were a politician at a rally and there was somebody in the crowd plotting to assasinate you and you knew this what words would you say right before they took the shot

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im pretty sure my teacher just taught us whatever the fuck she want

i would probably duck

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i’d start revealing there was some grand conspiracy

Not allowed, try again

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if im getting shot I’m being championed by every tinfoil hat

A conspiracy theory about an event that happened in the first month of autumn in 2001

what happened then? I wouldn’t know personally

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there’s like 11 different images i could post with 0 context in response to this but they’re all fun enough that i don’t want to explain them

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“wanna see a cool trick?”

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