may fish dress
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damn bro who undid my Mod (May) thing
I worked hard on that
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that would be fun I’m in
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and i’m STILL MID GOLD
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i agree. custom match time
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WHAT THE HELL WHY DO YOU HAVE NASA INTERNET
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>just chillin in cookie thread
>may starts random game of combinatorics mafia
>rush to close out my tab, slip, break my hand, unable to close fol before it’s randed
>instantly permabanned for violating the terms of my self-ban
>hear knocking on my door
>start uncontrollably sobbing
>chloe points gun at me with a single tear running down her eye
>won’t listen to my pleas
>look at Arete
>Please! I’ll donate all I own to mosquito nets!
>last thing I hear is “it’s duck duck grey duck” before it all fades to black
>wake up in hell and it’s Adam Driver saying “yeah. the christians were entirely correct. Literally 100% on the dot. enjoy hell you queer”
>I thought Adam Driver was alive
>Apparently he was hit by a car 19 seconds before arete shot me and none of the news outlets had reported it yet.
he probably did some fucked up shit to land there idk. he was good in marriage story and blackkklansman tho
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this is worse than mine speedwise lol
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Difference of skill?
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I think my ping might be a bit worse but that’s because Tucson is in the middle of fucking nowhere as far as major server hubs are concerned
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eliza reaching mid gold after playing for 5 years vs atlas catching up in 1 week
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actually i hit mid gold within like 2 weeks of playing comp i just stayed at high gold/plat for 5 years
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it’s fine the game isn’t real until dia anyways
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(competitive player)
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tbf even at plat you do regularly run into incompetent goalies
but it’s still very fun
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jesus christ 
you’re so funny i love you 
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