Amelia keeps popping in just to like posts roasting me and then they dip without a word 
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i wonder if my grandparents think my brother is a genius bc of the good doctor
dude is a college dropout stoner working as a sommelier and hes livin his best life and definitely isnt dumb but he sure as hell aint a surgeon
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sommelier is crazy
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i had to look up the name for a wine person and im glad i did because wow did i spell it wrong originally
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Sommelier? Those that prepare wines?
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pretty sure they just drink them
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Wazza: “wait, you guys are getting paid?”
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Literally the shittiest wine in the area but bro makes that shit sound michelin lvl
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the humans in Amphibia are just holders of the triforce
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when chloes brother drinks a lot of wine he’s a “sommelier” and its a “livelihood” but when I do it im “scaring us marissa” and “need to go to rehab”
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I’ve heard that selecting your wine, even your glass matters to have a quality drink.
White wine for specific meals, rosé for also specific meals.
But I forgot the modus operandi because I’d only drink grape juice
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to be fair i do the same thing just with words instead of likes
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I love u guys but dont tell anyone i said that
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NOOOO
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Holy shit…
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Send it to the entire zone of Cali of Fornia
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did you guys know that i’m autistic? crazy
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definitely not easy to tell from my everything
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