Think it should be a crime to charge five dollars for four pieces of bacon
you should also know the wattage or temperature requirement, you know
wattage and temperature is whatever my microwave is set at currently
It’s being boiled? In a pot. The temperature requirement is boiling
boiling is above my payvrade imagine being so fancy
yes but what temperature should you unrelatedly set the oven to for moral support
They fucking closed the Dunkin’s
To be clear I only feel this way about pasta. For other food I will look up recipes MORE complicated than the package instructions to make it taste better
i have conventionally forgotten that people do boil things and cannot think of a way to spin it
This is just gnocchi I’m boiling it
you arent looking up recipes on any sketchy websites are you?
insane reply when theyre literally already on tumblr
like brother you are on said website
I got a monster drink
The first time I’m ever drinking one
Lucky is trying to drink the rain off the deck. Not a puddle, there’s no puddle, there’s just a light sheen of water on the wood and he’s trying to lick it up. There is a bowl of water next to him
It’s ultra violet I dunno what that means
Oh no
holy shit your dog is named after the second last song in ok computer it just clicked
we’ve lost him