house
saw a theory that they’re the same person just timelord regeneration
matpat film theory went hard
house would try to put the other guy in an mri and then stab him and ask him to tell him whats wrong so he can see what part of his brain is diagnosing stuff
he is definitely not a prude
he thinks i’m a prude
that should speak for itself
your version of it is similar to mine which is just “house would absolutely try to end his life or career one way or another”
yeah
and then house would fail and wilson would come in and go “admit it. you’re jealous there’s someone whos finally better than you when it comes to diagnosing. you just don’t want to accept that!”
and house would sit there in silence and look slightly below the middle of the frame probably a bit off to the corner and say “he’s not better than me. He’s just lucky.” and then hed get out of his chair and hobble off.
house would probably actually just say something demeaning about him being autistic but i didnt feel like typing that out
dr house
the episode would end with the good doctor kid being wrong and humiliated and there would be a scene just before the credits where house would be in wilson’s office, feet kicked up on his desk, drinking a soda he bought from a vending machine using money he stole from Wilson’s wallet (he still has the wallet), and is just smug as fuck
“You were right, Wilson. I was wrong about that kid. He wasn’t lucky. He was an incompetent fraud.”
that’s so funny
why is the food that tastes the best so fattening
probably because it’s nutrient rich and the nutrients weren’t found in abundance in nature so we evolved to have brains that reward us for seeking it out
playing omega strikers
who should i play
fuck you im playing octavia
are you trying to tell me humans knew how to properly ferment cocao beans 7000 years ago