no I am
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Lilith wouldn’t be happy with you.
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I don’t think anybody would be happy if I were a pilot
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Once had somebody assume my friend and I were dating because they couldn’t think of anybody but me who’d be a he/him girlfriend
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People have argued otherwise but I’ll take it
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You think I draw the line at reckless driving?
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Not the point. Driving for 60 minutes is boring as fuck and makes me go insane. Do you know what I’d be like if I had to drive a thing for any longer
Well would they be mad or would they be dead
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the fact that there’s a ten a day limit on mints is a crime
well the thing about being a pilot is that you only have to try during taxiing (for babies), takeoff, and landing. all the other stuff is automatic these days
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of course if you’re learning to fly they’re probably gonna put you in a smaller shittier plane and make you try for the other parts too. so sad! no cure
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airplanes are also probably the safest mode of transportation, ever
May I have actively tried to get you to go on my obscenely long busses for kingussie 26
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I am actively looking into a bus tour in Hong Kong that is 5 hours long and intended for sleeping
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Well see I know that and that’s why “everybody would die” is not my point the point is that it’s boring
And so I would start killing everybody
there is about 50 or so people on a typical commerical flight
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considering your location, you would also get quite a large amount of air marshals on a typical flight
if you try to crash the plane the co-pilot can stop you
see this might’ve been true at one point but post 9/11 you can just wait until they go to the bathroom and then lock them out of the cockpit