Cookie Thread Act 6: Cookie & Thread

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You monster.
You compartmentalised the cat!

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squeezed

O_O

I don’t even like cats all that much, and even that seems too cruel!

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you dont like cats…? mods ban

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…By which I mean to belittle May, Litten and Hazard, some of my closest friends who insist upon endless cat mannerisms.

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We knew this already, Magnus has stalwartly refused to be infected with thr cat contagion, it’s concerning

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“Refused?” It’s more like inoculation is the default.

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I was big on cats as a kid (first I just liked them in general, would check out cat care books at the library and stuff, then warrior cats), as a younger teenager I was not particularly cat-obsessed, and now I’ve returned to form

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We asked very politely!

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I don’t remember this!

I gave you cat ears!

That wasn’t an invitation or a written request!

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i drank rum to quickly

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and i have a tournament match soon for villainous. i am a dumb ass

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Dear Magnus,
Please become a cat. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Best,
May

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Dear May Willowlight from the Flower Grove,
I do hope this letter finds you well and in prosperous wealth and good health.
Sadly, I fear I must deliver upon your household some unfortunate news.
Last Thursday evening, preceding the contredanse, a compressed feline snuck through my open window and afflicted me with the most rigorous sneezing fit. This, understandably so, has disturbed my well being greatly. I regret to inform you that I may not wish to flourish under your terms, as I am bound to suffer similar unwanted reactions.
Regretfully so, Magnus.

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cat

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