You monster.
You compartmentalised the cat!
squeezed
O_O
I don’t even like cats all that much, and even that seems too cruel!
you dont like cats…? mods ban
…By which I mean to belittle May, Litten and Hazard, some of my closest friends who insist upon endless cat mannerisms.
We knew this already, Magnus has stalwartly refused to be infected with thr cat contagion, it’s concerning
“Refused?” It’s more like inoculation is the default.
I was big on cats as a kid (first I just liked them in general, would check out cat care books at the library and stuff, then warrior cats), as a younger teenager I was not particularly cat-obsessed, and now I’ve returned to form
We asked very politely!
I don’t remember this!
I gave you cat ears!
That wasn’t an invitation or a written request!
i drank rum to quickly
and i have a tournament match soon for villainous. i am a dumb ass
Dear Magnus,
Please become a cat. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Best,
May
Dear May Willowlight from the Flower Grove,
I do hope this letter finds you well and in prosperous wealth and good health.
Sadly, I fear I must deliver upon your household some unfortunate news.
Last Thursday evening, preceding the contredanse, a compressed feline snuck through my open window and afflicted me with the most rigorous sneezing fit. This, understandably so, has disturbed my well being greatly. I regret to inform you that I may not wish to flourish under your terms, as I am bound to suffer similar unwanted reactions.
Regretfully so, Magnus.
cat