Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

nuh uh
they’re putting chemicals in the water that’s turning the frogs gay
but they’re eating the frogs, they’re eating the wolves

I feel like this is extremely close to aroace

And I don’t really consider it bi because I have to actively turn my brain on and my brain isn’t geared towards those things it’s mostly thinking about oh shit my AirPods just got to 20% and I really want an iced chai tea latte

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i think its called something like “sexual fluidity”

which is what you just described but ongoing

i’ll try to see if theres an exact term

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wow this is like the most genuine thing you’ve ever said to me

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Abrosexual, i think

Sounds like a Pokémon

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On brand for litten

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i originally intended on doing it because my housemates keep telling me to get with a girl so like if they saw it and realized what it meant it would be a subtle “fuck you”

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abrosexuals after reaching level 16 and turning into kadabro sexuals

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if you don’t really care then you dont really care
i. dont know what i am because i dont really understand what makes me interested in someone. and its shrouded in alot ofBad Things Happening
evidence points towards Lesbian and i think that sounds cool so i try not to think about it. could also be like. something else. i dont really know

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I care in the sense that I probably want to put my thinking hat on sometime in my life but that time isn’t right now

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yea fair

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You can have me on weekends, how about that?

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ive been listening to sad organ songs and you fit the beat perfectly

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deal

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i tried to phrase it in a way where id still be talking shit towards you, as is uk customs. and is me customs because im far too awkward to be genuine alot of the time

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orange it’s looking like you might be the only straight guy on the site (and before you say ash i’m like 90% sure he’s exclusively attracted to finance)

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what the fuck are you

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