I’m sorry ladies, this is me, a genuine sigma alpha male who isn’t afraid to hide behind betas to comform to our society that has lost its traditional values, if you’re scared of me, good, you should, you will not know true hell untill you mess with a man like me, I’m the man your man looks after, my masculine energy emanates off me like a forcefield, repelling all weak-willed betas who dare cross my path, I hate to be the heartbreaker (role of which i am forced to take too many times, you know how it is), but I’ve rejected all your DMs trying to get a morsel of my valuable attention, while you were waiting hours on end to know if i would even be seen typing, i was cleaning my Bugatti while one of my workers polished my Lamborghini for a $1000 tip, i am simply built different, I won’t stand for any simple, common woman, i deserve the undivided attention of Hollywood stars, who will spend the rest of their days in the traditional role of my one and only wife, but of course, you shouldn’t expect a man like me to not attract all kinds of woman, so you will have to deal with my real life harem of supermodels living away in one of my many mansions dotted around the globe, if you want a man who’s too weak to settle to a single woman, hunt for a beta in the streets, the same streets who raised me and taught me humilty, while one day i was chewing on gum and carrying rocks around, now i am smoking cigars while deadlifting 100KG of pure steel everyday to keep my statuesque greek physique. TLDR: Don’t mess with me.
bruce wayne
surely there was something better to do with my time than typing out all of this myself. i will leave in shame
average “alpha male” (they are just fucking assholes)
im the most humble person i know
humans taste better imo
hewo fwotress of wies
Hello bystander.
I have masala chai ice cream in my fridge.
It is surprisingly really good.
Stealing
I could’ve bought this hot-chocolate-flavour ice cream which was, like, chocolate marshmallow with cinnamon and cayenne, but I’d just been sick so I wanted something super inoffensive. So I just got chocolate
The place I got this ice cream from probably does chai ice cream… there’s precedent for spiced ice creams from the hot chocolate, there’s also thai milk tea flavour ice cream which is pretty good… I wonder if they ever have it
My saki power is god-tier Ura Dora.
I’M BOTTOM 10 AND YOU’RE TOP 10
This is literally fucking storytelling bullshit this is MOVIES this is BOOKS and SHOWS
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(Seriously though good fucking job holy shit)