Cookie Thread Act 7: Romulus

there’s a rule that if the washington football team wins their last home game before the election the incumbent’s party wins, and if they lose the incumbent’s party loses, except if the popular vote winner didn’t win the previous election the rule is flipped. and also 2016 was an exception because 2016 is a hell year. did their hail mary against the bears decide the election?

NOOOO lol dems are beyond cooked in senate. If they win senate it means an insane underestimation of dems and they def get the house too

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dialed in

another 5m on harris

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it’s to juice the parlay odds truss

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this is how we sound rn

do we need an american politics chat in strict violation of the rules like the cigarette holders in airplane bathrooms

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oh 2012 was also an exception. this rule kinda sucks. i’m much more confident in the 9ers/jets rule

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dem senate + GOP house is never happening

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god is dead is my philosophy with betting

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It’s like parlay betting the bucks are gonna get under 35 wins and doc rivers is gonna be the COTY. Not… completely impossible one of the two happens, but no way both happen at same time

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we’re shitposting about dumb election predictors and gambling on it

does this count as politics

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i’m glad i get to be the judge jury and executioner

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holy shit my exam just got mad curved we’re back

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if you want more awesome election indicators the candidate to rap first in the erb has always lost

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levels of back that are never before seen

idk but I think like 5

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5 too many i need to snap numbers again

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Politics

i don’t like politics chats because i already know what its all about. i’m afraid for people i’d consider friends and acquaintances, and the significant discussion of it makes me, and theoretically others, uncomfortable. per the rules i would like that respected, yes.

you can contest the ruling itself, not that i know what that’d do, as I’m assuming this is a silent minority sorta deal, but this is a pretty constant teetering towards the edge whilst you (as a whole) have infact been discussing what you think will happen in the 2024 us election.

i don’t like talking about myself nor what i fear but this is a site rules thing, not a personal preference thing. i don’t want to be an enforcer, i just want myself and others to feel safe.

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I had a bad feeling I can’t find myself to sleep. Something awful is about to happen soon.

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